“If you’re one of us, then roll with us, ’cause we make the hipsters fall in love…”
There’s been so much great music – and, of course, so many great videos – released in 2010. With that in mind, I’d like to personally thank Ke$ha for basically ruining it for everyone by continuing her poisonous reign over the pop world with a slew of AutoTuned junk and hideous music videos. Just when I thought that the life had been squeezed out of her Animal record, she reels out an EP, Cannibal, and throws together this eyesore.
Essentially, if you’ve seen a picture of Ke$ha or even 30 seconds of one of her videos, you know exactly what you’re in for. People partying, our heroine looking as if she’s shot herself in the face with Homer Simpson’s make-up gun, shitty choreography and lifeless, boring bullshit thrown in every thirty seconds. It’s a plotless headache, interchangable with the rest of her videography. This is Ke$ha continuing her reign of tacky bullshit leaving sad little bastards like me to write bitchy blogs about them. World keeps turnin’, y’dig?