The Cringe: Hinder – “Use Me”

“The sex is good, but God she’s got no desire…”

Have you guessed what kind of music Hinder make yet? Or, even, what kind of music videos they make? It’s all in the photo – much like yesterday’s Taking Dawn, they are deadshit American douche-overlords who make ugly, sexist cock-rock with ugly, sexist cock-rock videos. Surprised? Didn’t think so.

So, here’s what happens in the video for “Use Me,” taken from their album Take It To The Limit. They rock up to a mansion in yellow cars with slutty women and proceed to drink beer, play guitars and act like they’re Motley Crue. Except there’s an off chance of fun when you’re listening to or watching the Crue. Hinder are just embarassing, and it’s a fucking travesty that this is a video for a song that is less than 20 years old.

Woooo, bewbs and beer and guitar solos n shit!!! Cherrrr this is awesome. I mean, REALLY. Why does this fucking music sell? What kind of backwater hick honestly thinks fucking Hinder is cool? If this video is to be believed, it’s only the band themselves, diseased women and classic-rawk fuck-knuckles that honestly find anything of worth in this band. Sweet God of Rock, kill me now.

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